There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. Mark Twain “įriends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.

The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. But best friend will help you move a dead body. Edwin Arlington Robinson “Ī good friend will help you move. Mark Twain “įriends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Peter “įriendship is like peeing in your pants. You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. Clifton Fadiman “įriendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long. One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. Bernard Meltzer “īetween friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ -Cookie MonsterĪ true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Love is blind friendship tries not to notice. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Marlene Dietrich “įriends give you a shoulder to cry on. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh “įriends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ -A.A. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” -Laurence J.There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” -Ralph Waldo Emersonġ2. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” -Sylvia Plathġ1. “Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.” -C.J. “One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” -George Carlinĩ. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” -Robert BlochĨ. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” -Anna Deavere Smithħ. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’” -A.A. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” -Anna Deavere Smithĥ.

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